What did Napoleon Dynamite say?

Oh yeah, now I remember – “Freakin’ Idiots!”

I have a great idea: lets buy them all one way tickets back to Somalia.

Somali community hard hit by Minneapolis bridge disaster

Ron Paul: We can dream can’t we?

I have a dream that one day this nation will rise up and displace the mono-party shell game of the Republicrats (or if you prefer, Demicans) that has come to dominate Washington. I have a dream today.

That is why the buzz about Ron Paul is so exciting. Like the guy crawling through the desert almost expired, looking up at the oasis in the distance, hardly daring to hope that it might be real.

The thought of a never ending Bush-Clinton-Bush-Clinton dynasty is too depressing for words. I think we should all put our efforts behind him because it hardly matters at all who wins otherwise. Democrat or Republican, it will the same old same old. The fact that both the Democrat and Republican apparatchiks are against him should tell you something.

So donate and support Ron Paul today. Yes, it is an incredibly long shot, but considering that our government increasingly ignores the Constitution, 2008 may be the last presidential election you have any say in.

Why bother fighting them over there?

Bush says that “we are fighting the Jihadists over there so we don’t have to fight them over here” or words to that effect. I wonder why we even bother since Bush and Cheney have the red carpet out for CAIR and the Saudis. Over the past few years, the Saudis have poured enormous amounts of money to prop up CAIR, who are established terrorist apologists.

Did you know that membership in CAIR has plunged among American Muslims? Yet, Bush still treats them as their primary representative.

Unfortunately, Bush is letting his friendship with the Saudi royal family cloud his judgement. Apparently they are all charming coves, however they share almost none of the values that are important to a pluralistic, democratic society. Considering Bush’s abysmal judgment in all aspects of the Iraq War – except possibly the most recent phase – should we be should be trusting his judgment concerning CAIR and the Saudis?

Look, however you feel about Newt Gingrich, the man is no idiot. Anything he says about policy and politics should be considered carefully.

The Iraq War destroyed the Conservative Party in the United States

The NeoCons, almost as if by design, have destroyed the last remaining vestiges of Conservatism in the US. By Conservatism I mean the idea of limited government; the concept that government is supposed to be responsible to the hard working taxpayers. What I think hammered in the final nail was the Iraq war.

Can someone please explain to me how invading a country that did not threaten us, nor posed any danger to us is somehow a “conservative value”? And if liberating a country from a malevolent dictator is the goal, then boy or boy, do we have our work cut out for us. There are at least another dozen countries that fit that bill. Isn’t it hypocritical of us to think that the Iraqis are the only ones who deserve to be “liberated”?

The conservative poseur-in-chief, Rush Limbaugh is still beating the drum: Why Dick Cheney Is Our Hero.

Don’t forget, the NeoCons almost all started out as Leftists. Which meant that they thought that big government was the answer to all problems. Well guess what? The NeoCons never changed! They still believe in big government. Just with different programs.

How Attorney General Gonzales can truly serve his country

I really have no strong feelings for or against Alberto Gonzales. Although I do think that it is pretty racist that the Lefties – who accuse everyone and his uncle of being a racist – are pile driving on the first Hispanic Attorney General, and on the first Black female Secretary of State. And I do think it is quite hysterical to hear Charles Schumer lecturing anyone about the constitution and patriotism.

However, I do have a wonderful suggestion on how Gonzales can truly serve his country. He should offer to resign if Chuck Schumer does too! America would owe Gonzales a tremendous debt of gratitude for just getting that tiresome, socialist scold out of our faces.

Is Nurse Ratched Running Our Schools?

Did you read this one about how a couple of teenage kids are arrested and charged with felony sexual assault for whacking some girls on the butt? I don’t want to underplay their offense. They should be taught in no uncertain terms that they need to keep their f-ing hands to themselves.

However, one of the first things that came to mind is what kind of repressed pervert turns a teenage prankster whack on the butt into a sex crime? Are these the people who should be running our schools and be around children? I think the administrators of the school should be brought up on child abuse charges.

On the other hand, I do understand that their hands are tied somewhat by trial lawyers. I imagine even now the parents of many of the whacked girls are planning multi-million dollar law suits against the school district.

Definitely way too many lawyers looking for ways to make money. Our society does not have enough legitimate work for so many lawyers, so they have to make up ways to get money.

The ADL has become a radical left-wing organization

If you are Jewish like I am, you should stop supporting the Anti Defamation League until they get they get their heads on straight and come back to their primary mission. They are getting involved in issues that they have no business being involved in and that represent primarily the views of the ADL Boardmembers. If you want proof that they have joined the radical Left you need look no further than these two articles from their web site:

• ADL Says Failure Of Immigration Reform Bill “An Enormous Setback” For America – whatever your thoughts on this issue, you can agree that people of good will who care about this country have various viewpoints on this issue. For the ADL to come down on the Leftist side of this issue is to give the impression to non-Jews that most Jews are radical Leftists. Despite what the ADL maintains, Americans are not anti-immigrant. They simply want some order in the process. What we have now is chaos.

• White Supremacists Ratchet Up Anti-Hispanic Action As U.S. Immigration Debate Rages – I guess seething over a handful of ancient, decripit Nazis throwing on armbands to celebrate the Beerhall Putsch is still the ADL’s primary fundraising tactic. But do you notice the subtle hint in this article? If you even question current U.S. policy on illegal immigration (i.e., open borders and free taxpayer-funded government services for all), well then as far as the ADL is concerned, the only difference between you and a Nazi Skinhead is the hairline.

Chris Dodd sides with CAIR against American citizens

Boo! Hiss! To Senator Christopher Dodd right here in Connecticut for voting against the “John Doe” amendment that would have protected concerned citizens who reported suspicious activity related to terrorism. It is a shame that he and other members of congress put the interests of CAIR (Council on Anti-american Islamic Relations) over the interests of his fellow Americans. Even though American Muslims have abandoned CAIR, for some strange reason the folks in DC always seem to roll out the red carpet for them. Could it be the truckloads of Saudi money behind them?

What does this mean in a practical sense? Remember those patriotic citizens who reported their discomfort about the 6 Flying Imams? It means that CAIR’s suit against those private citizens can now proceed. I’m hoping that there may be a handful of patriotic lawyers left in the country to assist these good samaritans. Obviously the Flying Imams incident was a set-up intended to inure us as to what constitutes suspicious behavior to make us let down our guard. Would those same citizens have reported to the authorities if they knew they could be sued? Probably yes. But now they would do it in the knowledge that their lives might become living hells courtesy of Saudi-funded CAIR lawyers. Remember, CAIR does not have to have a valid case in order to harass you. All they have to do is keep the proceedings going long enough so as to make you cry “uncle” as your wallet is drained dry by legal fees.

Everyone, especially those who live in Connecticut, should contact Senator Dodd’s office and tell him that he should be ashamed of himself for letting down his constituency and his country.